Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
PART STUPID DOG
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.
and the best one...
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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