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Animal Football

One weekend the little animals and the big animals decided to play a football game.

As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball, they would run it in for a touchdown.

Then came the second half...

First play: The hippo runs the ball up the middle. Bam!!! Tackled for a four yard loss. The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other.

"Who made that tackle?" asked the flea.

"I did," said the centipede.

Second play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. Bam!!! Tackled for a five yard loss.

Back in the huddle the ant asked, "Who made that great stop?"

"I did," said the centipede.

Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the rhinoceros throwing the lead block and Bam!!! The centipede tackles him for a ten-yard loss. Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, "Where were you in the first half?"

The centipede said, "Puttin' on my shoes!"

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